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dovne:

hankpeters:

FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T SEEN THE BALLAD OF NESSIE… HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

oh my goodness
that was beyond cute ;___; 

(Source: raaadhazzzard)

cheekibreekiivdamke:

klokateercatlady:

herrbeanbag:

klokateercatlady:

indigoneversleeps:

mwolf0epsilon:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

Fucking tally ho omggggg

This is probably one of the most second hand embarrassment inducing things on this site.

I’m genuinely fascinated how more people don’t get that second hand cringe feeling looking at this.

They think it’s bad ass. But just looking at how they handle their swords, knives and other weapons, is clue enough - that they have no idea what they are doing…

christ, I’m getting cancer just looking at this shit. 

jesus christ

carldoonan:

"You engage the Smelly Ghost and its cohort!"It’s the trashcan monsters of Threed from the game Earthbound. The musty fellow on the right is the ‘Putrid Moldyman.’

Worse part is you need PSI fire and PSI freeze for max damage

carldoonan:

"You engage the Smelly Ghost and its cohort!"
It’s the trashcan monsters of Threed from the game Earthbound. The musty fellow on the right is the ‘Putrid Moldyman.’

Worse part is you need PSI fire and PSI freeze for max damage

asksunshineandmoonbeams:

Luna: That be a limited edition copy, ye scurvy dog. Signed by A.K. Yearling herself!

(Yarrr it be talk like a pirate day, me hearties!)

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

This amused me.


Yeah uhh, no. Sorry. This is the one true “Wahaha”.

dammit max you weeb get your waifu out of my pony threads

But Nash, think of the drills!!

I don’t want to think about you drilling your waifu you perv.

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

This amused me.

Yeah uhh, no. Sorry.
This is the one true “Wahaha”.

dammit max you weeb get your waifu out of my pony threads

But Nash, think of the drills!!

I don’t want to think about you drilling your waifu you perv.

Chica always make such an awful noise when she goes to the kitchen. It can't be that hard to find food in the kitchen, so why all the racket?

Anonymous

discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

(Source: waterwhip)

kendallhaleart:

Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.
Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs. 
Larger view here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222

kendallhaleart:

Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.

Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs. 


Larger view here: 
http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222

(Source: iwouldfookthat)

(Source: 2002fan)